How to meet a man

by Patrice Lewis -- A couple weeks ago, a rediscovered McCall's magazine article dating back 60 years – to 1958 – took the internet by storm. Kim Marx-Kuczynski from Madison, Wisconsin, found more…

Homeschool or die

by Patrice Lewis -- Every time a tragic shooting happens, it takes about five minutes for renewed cries of "Gun control!" to come echoing down the line. The loudest cries come when more…

When is it good to slap a woman?

by Patrice Lewis -- Some time ago, I stumbled upon an article entitled "The Shortcut To True Intimacy You'll Want To Try Immediately" by Blaire Briody. Now "intimacy" is a term that more…

Now milk is racist. What next?

by Patrice Lewis -- I have a confession to make: I don't like chocolate. Neither do I like coffee. Chocolate is just "meh"; but I loathe coffee in any form. (I jokingly more…

The new normal: Don't hire a woman

by Patrice Lewis -- Some time ago, Kyle S. Reyes, CEO of a company called the Silent Partner Marketing, got sick and tired of dealing with prospective employees who were a poor more…

Why I don't believe Kavanaugh's accusers

by Patrice Lewis -- Last week I wrote a scathing satirical column focusing on the collected accusations against Brett Kavanaugh. To say I got emails in response would be a huge understatement. more…

I had an affair with Brett Kavanaugh

by Patrice Lewis -- I had an affair with Brett Kavanaugh. No, really I did. I can't remember the time, the place or the circumstances – but I certainly had an affair more…

The lazy man's guide to world domination

by Patrice Lewis -- Most people are familiar with Paul Harvey's classic radio piece, "If I were the devil." (If not, listen to it here.) Though this piece dates from the mid-1960s, more…