At gas pump
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A father went to pick up his daughter from school.
While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers.
“I worry so much! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!”
“With those kind of parents you have nothing to worry about,” her friend told her.
“Yeah, but what if … what if they … what if they … ESCAPE?”